Yes,
darlings, we know, we know, you missed us so desperately. We are here
to once more bring some light into your most utterly dreary and
desperate un-lives. Try just for a little while to suppress your
murder-hate, and try to enjoy it. We know it's hard, but we have faith
in you. And admit it: big events just aren't as fun without us.
Let's
get on with it! Conclave in Hartford. Once again we all agreed that
playing with Demons is bad, mkay. But you are all here for the fashion,
we know we know. We
have to admit that Hartford is giving the lovely Baltimore a run for
its money in the fashion department! We saw so many pretty things! All
the tiaras!! Fashion note - Tiaras are ALWAYS a good idea. Always.
Best Dressed
Crash: Newly minted Archon to Justicar Warwick, Lillian Townsend dazzled conclave crowds not only with her assertion to Ventrue, Archon Hanover that
she has indeed bound several demons, but with her ever fabulous
wardrobe. Night one of the "fire and ice" themed event, she wore this
stunning red trained gown that showcased her hour glass figure. The
coat worn over it, while we understand it's a tribute and a talisman of
sorts, did some damage to the look. Overall people, Archon Townsend is a
true fashion icon. Take notice.
Burn: Fuck me! I love this dress! That neckline! That amazing color! The train!! *swoon* Snaps!!! I am totally not sucking up to an Archon here either. Nope.
Crash: Night two, Lillian Townsend opted
for "ice", and wore a soft pastel blue satin trained gown with illusion
neckline, and a glittering, crystal light-up tiara. This tiara is the
queen of all tiaras. I wonder if she gets to wear it while stomping
demon ass.
Burn: Trains!
All the trains! We need a special trains issue, Crash!! That beautiful
pale blue just sets off her death white - er, I mean alabaster - skin.
Love the tiara. :) The jacket this night beautifully sets off the dress. I would have liked to have seen her shoes tho.
Crash: Ventrue, Hidebrandt from
Hartford gave a nod to the "fire" portion of the theme in a red suit
that we have seen him in before. At the last event. While it still
looks good, you can do better.
Burn: A red suit. How risque. How unique. How ho hum. Dearest Hildywhatzit, you should take some notes from your fashion forward brethren from the West Coast. At least you matched the theme.
Crash: Maklavian, and Archon to Justicar Lotharius, Maya Petrova from Baltimore truly embraced the theme with this ruffled, layered Quinceañera /prom
dress monster in several shades of synthetic orange organza, and a
matching head wrap. I feel like a lot more could be done with jewelry
to add some sparkle.
Burn: That skirt is gorgeous. The outfit needs accessories, tho.
Crash: Let it go! Let it go! With this fire and ice theme, I knew someone was going down the Disney cosplay road. This Malkavian was a shimmering princess. If you're going to do it, go big,
Burn: Do you want to build a snowman, Crash??! After seeing this version, I sure do! This creation is a vision. Loving it. Loving the train, the color, the jewelry, the headscarf. Beauty.
Crash: The Lovely Ora, a Tremere from Hartford, proves that a classic never goes out of
style. Like a good story, this outfit covers all of the basics, but is
still short enough to leave us wanting more. Poise and a fabulous pair
of shoes never hurts either. Keep doing what you're doing, babe.
Burn: SEXY MCSEXYPANTS!!!
Worst Dressed
Crash: Malkavian Primogen of Hartford, Brian Buckley. What. The. Ever-loving fuck.
Burn: Wait. That's a Prince??? I thought that was a muppet. Jesus Fucking Christ.
Crash:
This whole ensemble, while I appreciate the subtlety of the black to
dull orange ombre, the shawl kind of murders it in its sleep. The
necklace however, is what I wish the Malkavian archon had.
Burn: That necklace is the saving grace of this one.Ditch the shaw and it would be a lovely outfit.
Who did "I'm too cool for themes" best?
Crash: Mystery Giovanni was dashing and classic, if a bit of a stereotype.
Burn: Hey Hildywhatzit!! Take note! Perfect from head to toe. Fabulous camel coat, well-tailored power suit, and "I'll totally steal your soul" tie. You lose points; however, for lack of theme.
Crash: Asian ambassador, Three Jewels Radiant, based
in Hartford wore the same thing both nights. I doubt it was a theme
thing, but he generally looks pretty good in his long white coat that is
a blend of eastern and western cut and style.
Burn: I deem his rapper name to be TJ Radiant! Love the blue accents with the white there.
Crash:
This guy, in his Dr. Who ensemble. While the fit of
the coat was neat, and had a cool corset back detail that we couldn't
quite capture, sometimes I guess there's in jokes we'll just never
understand.
Burn: NERRRRRRD!!!! Ahem. But seriously, had he ditched the scarf, this look would have been spot on sexy. Love that coat. That shirt just pops and I love the tie.
Crash: Sovereign Prince Sunny of Berkeley, California shone as brightly as her name in this out-there, brightly colored, oh-so-bohemian 60s style kaftan. It was one of the more stylish and chic ensembles at the event. The layers of vibrant orange organza and taffeta underneath added some fiery flair.
Burn: Meow! Ahem! Loving the oversized dress with the gold accents. Snaps. The bandana; however, needed more zing and feels a bit dull with the rest of the outfit.
Crash: Archon Durrett and Prince Armitage having a bro moment in a hallway sporting waistcoats and some great, subtle gentlemen's accessories. If only Durrett's waistcoat matched the rest of his suit. Not a huge fan of the contrast. Armitage's extremely subtle nod to the theme in shades of blue and silver was only outdone by his A+ 19th century style pocket watch chain. Bonus points if there's a compass or something attached to it instead of a watch. Unfortunately, we didn't have an opportunity to go through his pockets. Maybe next time.
Burn: Loving the three piece suits, gentlemen!! Snaps in Z formation! What would have made it perfection would have been some elements or pins or jewelry y'all love so much to match the theme.
GOSSIP
Conclave, something something, Camarilla something something.
Justicar Maris Strek put a minor boon on the line when she walked by a poker game in progress. This tiara-wearing kindred won the game.
Blind Item! Apparently, some idiot decided to ask a Josian to name the demons she had killed in the middle of the Conclave! However, smarter people then smacked that shit down. Tsk.
Blind Item! A Fury set up a table full of crayons and coloring books for the Anarchs to use instead of disturbing the grown up talks. HAHAHA. The Anarchs tried (and failed) to retaliate by playing "Conclave Bingo" the second night. (Did anyone get the "flips a table" square?)
Blind Item! What Ventrue is stepping out on his Toreador looooover???? Inquiring Minds Want to Know!
That's all undead dearies!
We know, we know, you missed us.
There may be more soon - if you send us some dirt.
KISSES!!
xoxo
Crash and Burn
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