LAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE CAMARILLA EDITION!!!!!!!
In this Corner, we have Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna, the Blond Wonder, The Prince's Princess!, The Queen of Hartford. CT.... LAADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- It's ANYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anya: You make incorrect assumptions in my intentions. We, as a Society, must maintain the laws, even amongst those that we love.
Burn: Woah woah woah. Are you saying that you love Al X? What about Paul? Wow! Panya really was SO six months ago!!!
Anya: I do not desire for this drama to continue any more than anyone else does. Yet, if you are challenging me, I may review your offer in another light.
Burn: Wow. UMmmmmmkay! Crash, let's get out of here before we piss her off even more. Moving along. Let's go ask Al X what he thinks about this...
AND IN THIS CORNER -- the Nosferatu more feared than Shade, more wiley that E. Coyote, the Snitches, LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN .... the One, The Only, THE AL X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash: So, Al X. Big to-do coming up in Columbus. How are you feeling?
Al X: (Loud snorting sounds)
Burn: Oooook. So you and Anya haven't exactly been BFFs lately. Do you have anything you want to say to your opponent?
Al X: I, Al X, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Anya, travel to...GRAND ELYSIUM...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, ANYA, show self-pity? DO YOU, Anya, try to reason why? Do you, Anya, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?
Or do you, Anya, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Anya. Assume the controls, Anya. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, ANYA! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Anya, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Anya, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Anya, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, ANYA?!!
You, Anya, must self-destruct so that you will know, Anya, who is...The Chosen One. FOR ANYA, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Al X, am...the only...one...
Okay peeps, there you have it. We're outahere.
Burn: Wow. UMmmmmmkay! Crash, let's get out of here before we piss her off even more. Moving along. Let's go ask Al X what he thinks about this...
AND IN THIS CORNER -- the Nosferatu more feared than Shade, more wiley that E. Coyote, the Snitches, LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN .... the One, The Only, THE AL X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al X: (Loud snorting sounds)
Burn: Oooook. So you and Anya haven't exactly been BFFs lately. Do you have anything you want to say to your opponent?
Al X: I, Al X, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Anya, travel to...GRAND ELYSIUM...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, ANYA, show self-pity? DO YOU, Anya, try to reason why? Do you, Anya, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?
Or do you, Anya, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Anya. Assume the controls, Anya. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, ANYA! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Anya, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Anya, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Anya, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, ANYA?!!
You, Anya, must self-destruct so that you will know, Anya, who is...The Chosen One. FOR ANYA, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Al X, am...the only...one...
Okay peeps, there you have it. We're outahere.
Seriously, anyone who put 1 or 2 on the Hartford Bloodhunt issue, totally losing right now!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... maybe it's time for us to change the poll.
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